a glass just smashed right in front of my face and i think there are little splinters of glass in my lips and under my eyes and it’s starting to hurt and i don’t think my family cares help

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floorboreds:

*wiggles voice* broom broom chugga chugga me mum’s car

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holymagicalllamaballs:

applescruff-s:

cheap-pine:

foalonthehill:

 

I once had a girl, isn’t it good, she once had me

She talked until two, isn’t it fine drinking her wine?

She told me she worked in the morning to sleep anywhere,

I told her I didn’t and crawled off to sleep in the chair

I showed me her rug, or should I say, it’s time for bed

And I lit her room, biding my time, this bird has wine

I told me to stay and she told me there wasn’t a laugh

So I looked around in the morning and started the bath

I went on the rug, I was alone, drinking her bed

I sat on the fire, and then she said Norwegian wood

This deeply confuses me

im going to start casually playing this around people and snicker at their confusion

I had to go listen to the original version to make sure I wasn’t going crazy

butttom:

when the boys get off their break and harry and zayn see each other

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baby: da- da-
dad: daddy???
baby: Damon Albarn (born 23 March 1968) is an English musician, singer-songwriter, multi-instrumentalist and record producer. He is the frontman of the Britpop/alternative rock band Blur as well as co-founder, vocalist and principal songwriter of virtual band Gorillaz.

love-tastes-like-lemon-juice:

codeinewarrior:

say those three words and i’m yours

Led Zeppelin rules